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New year Whatsapp status
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.
I've decided to raise the bar for my New Year's resolutions. This one is too short to lean against while
drinking. (Mustache Mann)
My New Year's resolution is to get so smashed I black out for the cab ride home, puke on my neighbors
porch and wake up in bed with strangers. Same as last years. (Chasity Myers)
Ever notice that the douchebag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you
wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? (Quirky Sally)
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. (Veronica Stone)
Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm
hesitant to start the car.
My biggest accomplishment in 2012 is writing "accomplishment" without typos. (Adam Apple)
My probation officer just called to see if I wanted to go party with her on New Years Eve...I smell a
trap. (Tom Guntorius)
The lady at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It's like, come on, you
know you will see me at least 4 more times before then. (Sean Kylen)
My New Year's resolution is to stop talking to those people who keep asking me about my New Year's
resolution. (Shafique Khatri)
I don't do New Years Resolutions. I do New Years Reservations. First I pick a restaurant. Then I'm like,
hope this year doesn't suck. (Lisa James)
It would be easier to keep my New Year’s resolution to accept and forgive people if they’d stop being the
same jerks they were last year.
The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to
fart in church."
I bid ye all a Happy New Year and thank ye for the last 365 days of mirth, merriment and hilarity. (Danny
Coleiro)
New Years Resolution: Don't stick tongue in toaster. (Todd Landon Wildig)
My New year's resolution is to beat the hell out of anyone who makes a New year's Resolution. (GoldRobo
Dancer Guy)
Well, now that all this Christmas love happiness and charitable crap is over, down to the important
things...like what hooker dress to wear for New Year's eve. (Chesty La Rue)
Happy New Year, everyone! (I stole this status) (Kim Stewart)
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a woman, who the hell knows what's
gonna happen.
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.
I've decided to raise the bar for my New Year's resolutions. This one is too short to lean against while
drinking. (Mustache Mann)
My New Year's resolution is to get so smashed I black out for the cab ride home, puke on my neighbors
porch and wake up in bed with strangers. Same as last years. (Chasity Myers)
Ever notice that the douchebag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you
wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? (Quirky Sally)
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. (Veronica Stone)
Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm
hesitant to start the car.
My biggest accomplishment in 2012 is writing "accomplishment" without typos. (Adam Apple)
My probation officer just called to see if I wanted to go party with her on New Years Eve...I smell a
trap. (Tom Guntorius)
The lady at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It's like, come on, you
know you will see me at least 4 more times before then. (Sean Kylen)
My New Year's resolution is to stop talking to those people who keep asking me about my New Year's
resolution. (Shafique Khatri)
I don't do New Years Resolutions. I do New Years Reservations. First I pick a restaurant. Then I'm like,
hope this year doesn't suck. (Lisa James)
It would be easier to keep my New Year’s resolution to accept and forgive people if they’d stop being the
same jerks they were last year.
The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to
fart in church."
I bid ye all a Happy New Year and thank ye for the last 365 days of mirth, merriment and hilarity. (Danny
Coleiro)
New Years Resolution: Don't stick tongue in toaster. (Todd Landon Wildig)
My New year's resolution is to beat the hell out of anyone who makes a New year's Resolution. (GoldRobo
Dancer Guy)
Well, now that all this Christmas love happiness and charitable crap is over, down to the important
things...like what hooker dress to wear for New Year's eve. (Chesty La Rue)
Happy New Year, everyone! (I stole this status) (Kim Stewart)
If you're nice to an animal, it loves you for life. If you're nice to a woman, who the hell knows what's
gonna happen.
New Year Whatsapp Messages
May this New Year 2016 bring newly found prosperity, love, Peace, happiness and delight in your life, And
Your Beloved. Wish you Happy New Year!
May the New Year rewards you with success for all your new endeavors. Have a Blasting New Year 2016!
Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed Wish u and ur
family Happy Sparkling New Year 2016
My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec. Wish you Happy New Year 2016!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each
moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful new year 2016.
May the light of success & Achievement always shine on you the year & ever after Happy Brand New Year 2016
May God continue 2bless u n your family with divine lite, love and power that will bring much love, joy,
peace, inner strength and overflowing abundance in your home. Happy New year 2016!
New Year's Resolution : To tolerate foolish friends more happily! Happy New Year!
2016 Is Coming...
Before 2014 ends,
Let me thank all the good people like You,
Who made 2014 beautiful for me.
I Pray You be Blessed
with Faithful Year ahead.
I Wish you Great 2016
12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a Happy New Year.
The first blank page of 365 page-book is here. Start writing it with most beautiful colors and most
meaningful writings. Have a great meaningful New Year 2016!
On the first day of this year...
I make a wish that,
Happiness be at your door
May it knock early, stay late
And leave the gift of God's Peace,
Love, Joy & Good Health Behind!
May this year be the best of all
Happy New Year!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Be joyous,
coz its new year!
Happy New Year!
Hi My Very Special Friend.
I pray you lay in rest,
God bless you always & may New Year 2016..
Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.
May all the sunshine and moon beams make your life glow bright in year 2016!
ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR".
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double
dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
May this New Year 2016 bring newly found prosperity, love, Peace, happiness and delight in your life, And
Your Beloved. Wish you Happy New Year!
May the New Year rewards you with success for all your new endeavors. Have a Blasting New Year 2016!
Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed Wish u and ur
family Happy Sparkling New Year 2016
My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec. Wish you Happy New Year 2016!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each
moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful new year 2016.
May the light of success & Achievement always shine on you the year & ever after Happy Brand New Year 2016
May God continue 2bless u n your family with divine lite, love and power that will bring much love, joy,
peace, inner strength and overflowing abundance in your home. Happy New year 2016!
New Year's Resolution : To tolerate foolish friends more happily! Happy New Year!
2016 Is Coming...
Before 2014 ends,
Let me thank all the good people like You,
Who made 2014 beautiful for me.
I Pray You be Blessed
with Faithful Year ahead.
I Wish you Great 2016
12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a Happy New Year.
The first blank page of 365 page-book is here. Start writing it with most beautiful colors and most
meaningful writings. Have a great meaningful New Year 2016!
On the first day of this year...
I make a wish that,
Happiness be at your door
May it knock early, stay late
And leave the gift of God's Peace,
Love, Joy & Good Health Behind!
May this year be the best of all
Happy New Year!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Be joyous,
coz its new year!
Happy New Year!
Hi My Very Special Friend.
I pray you lay in rest,
God bless you always & may New Year 2016..
Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.
May all the sunshine and moon beams make your life glow bright in year 2016!
ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR".
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double
dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!